Big walk today

I was forced to abandon my day of lazy napping. One of my people made me go on a long walk. I started by peein' on my Mom's flowers, which she doesn't want me to do. I started walking down towards the pool on the sidewalk and I had second thoughts, so I tried to go back to my house, but my Boy wouldn't let me. So we walked past the pool while some dudes were mowing the lawn and I pooed on my favorite pooin' hill. We walked a little further around the pond and I decided I wanted to go home. Again, my Boy wouldn't let me. I decided to be stubborn. It usually works, but not this time. So we walked EVEN LONGER. I tried to turn around some more, but every time, he wouldn't let me. But I had the last laugh cause by the time we were done, I was chugging along and my Boy couldn't keep up with me. Now who's the lazy dog!?

Then I came inside and napped a little.

~FIN~

PS: Right before we went inside the house, I peed on my Mom's flowers AGAIN. In the same spot. Don't tell on me.