Bath today

My Dad gave me a bath today. I was not happy. My hair is no longer puffy, at least for now. He told me I'm going to have to get a haircut soon. I'm going to complain about that until I actually have to do it. I secretly love getting groomed because I get showered with attention, as it should be.

I'm feeling better though, cause my Dad gave me a green bone to inhale while I dried off.

Big walk today

I was forced to abandon my day of lazy napping. One of my people made me go on a long walk. I started by peein' on my Mom's flowers, which she doesn't want me to do. I started walking down towards the pool on the sidewalk and I had second thoughts, so I tried to go back to my house, but my Boy wouldn't let me. So we walked past the pool while some dudes were mowing the lawn and I pooed on my favorite pooin' hill. We walked a little further around the pond and I decided I wanted to go home. Again, my Boy wouldn't let me. I decided to be stubborn. It usually works, but not this time. So we walked EVEN LONGER. I tried to turn around some more, but every time, he wouldn't let me. But I had the last laugh cause by the time we were done, I was chugging along and my Boy couldn't keep up with me. Now who's the lazy dog!?

Then I came inside and napped a little.

~FIN~

PS: Right before we went inside the house, I peed on my Mom's flowers AGAIN. In the same spot. Don't tell on me.

Woof (Translation: Hello)

I am Tony. I'm a dachshund. I have some people that live in my house, but it's okay because they feed me and do almost everything I tell them to. I'm pretty much the boss.

Before I moved here, I had two previous sets of people. They didn't work out. But luckily I found some new ones and the third time was the charm. They saw me at Happy Tales and couldn't resist me. They took me home, bought me lots of toys, and never looked back.

I have some dog budz, Annie and Duke. There are also some other dogs I like in my neighborhood. Some of them I hate. I also have some dog friends at my dog day camp, called Paw Pals.

Anyway, that's all for now. Pictures of me will be INCOMING.